Zombies are your friends, and other news.

Yeah, I know. Zombies are scary undead things that eat brains. The whole "eating your brain" thing would be (or should be) scary enough, but the fact that you then turn into a filthy, smelly, parts falling off, undead thing yourself is also pretty bad. And even though I agree that it's pretty bad, there's something you need to know about zombies before you go passing final judgement.  Zombies are actually just big goofy creatures that love gummies. You know? Gummies? Like in gummy bear. Yeah, those. Anyhow, zombies also have X-ray vision and can see into your head. On …